Ich hatte Langeweile, und wenn ich Langeweile habe, schreibe ich Werbetexte.

(In German)

So oder so ähnlich werden wohl die Gründe für das folgende in der Debakelgebirge gelegenen Dorfschaft Geigergrab entstandene Werbetextchen ohne Sinn und Verstand gewesen sein :

"Aus Russland sind alle Yodaxode-Hersteller gekommen!! :D*

* Sind auch SIE Yodaxode-Hersteller? Unsere Firma ist stets an neuen Produkten aus dem Hause Yodaxode interessiert, was ich an dieser Stelle noch einmal betonen möchte.
** Haben Sie Probleme mit Ihrem Yodaxode-Produkt? Melden Sie sich doch bitte bei unserem Customer Consultant Team und wählen Sie die Nummer, die wir in unserem General Information on Yodaxode Products Video angegeben haben, oder kommen Sie einfach vorbei. Eilen Sie dazu die Entengasse entlang, dann die nächste Straße links und daraufhin drehen Sie sich einmal um, fahren zurück in die Entengasse und spühren Sie etwas von dem Flaire unseres herrlichen Yodaxode Distribution Centers. Es lohnt sich ;).

Yodaxode ist und bleibt DAS Topp-Produkt aus dem nach dem Produkt benannten Ort Yodaxode. Sie werden sich nach dem Gebrauch des Produkts so fühlen, als wollten Sie nie wieder etwas benutzen, was nicht aus dem Hause Yodaxode, das für Topp-Qualität zu Topp-Preisen und Topp-Konditionen steht, kommt. Yodaxode -- Der Weg ist zwar bereits frei, aber wir machen ihn noch freier für Sie, damit Sie unterwegs etwas von unserem Yodaxode-Flair fühlen können. Yodaxode fühlen, Yodaxode verstehen. Dafür stehen wir. Seit 1986."

Wer JETZT noch wissen will, was zur Hölle ein Yodaxode-Produkt ist, dem kann ich wirklich nicht mehr helfen ;).

In diesem Sinne -- Guts Nächtle und SERVUS!! :P

REIMEN UM JEDEN PREIS

Stell* dir vor, mein Kind, wenn*s wäre

Dass nur Reimen bringt dir Ehre!

Dass der Regen aufzieht und verglüht

Und danach die Sonne blüht!

Dass das Leben aufgeht wie der Mond,

Worin ein Häschen lang schon wohnt!

Stell* dir vor, es gäb *nen Reim

Auf Kleberleberrabenheim!

Und alle, die nicht reimen können,

Würden machen nur ein Rennen!

Ja, wir reimen immer hier!

Geh* mit mir durch*s Zimmer, Tier!

Wer sucht den Sinn,

Ist bald dahin!

Wer küsst die Feder,

Zieht nie vom Leder!

Wer mich jetzt sieht und sagt : "Der kann es!",

Dem sage ich sobald dann : "Hannes,

Man muss nicht Reimen in Gedichten!"

"Geht*s denn nicht um tief* Geschichten?"

"Auch nicht, nein, und jetzt mal ehrlich :

Ich find* Reimen an sich recht gefährlich."

This is my life ... :)

Those who have a certain song from the movie "Fight Club" stuck inze brrain now, I salute you.

And that said, HELLO!! :)

I figured I never really shared much more of my life with you guys, so there you go. Moments taken from my life ... Enjoy. :)

Recently, we saw ducklings in a city close to where I live. I hope you can spot them on this picture (It is a little hard, but you will eventually see them --- I hope?) :).

This is the book I am currently reading (Danny Wallace*s "Yes Man"). I love drinking tea, too, in my Barbapapa cup, because Barbapapa brings back happy memories ... =) The book*s also pretty good so far!!

Recently I cut my hair ... It was pretty long beforehand, and yes, I did that all myself. :)

Some time afterwards, I also shaved my hair. There are more steps yet to come ... As in, applying bleach + dying the hair again in brighter colours :).

By the way! Since I am a little suffering from Blogger*s Block as of now, I*d like to ask YOU : What would you like to read? Is there anything you are interested in, or that you*d love to read more about? :)

Since I really wanted to post more photos, this is some kind of attempt to do better. :) Maybe you will see more "artistically worthy of recognition" photos, but as of now, deal with the ducklings :P ... :D

And the grinning award goes to~ ...!!

Hello everybody!!

I am writing something spontaneously for you :). Here you go :

***

'I am waiting for your sweetest nightmare to come and take your soul, and I have been doing this before, remember?' was the only thing she did remember witnessing when she was falling into a deep dreamless sleep. Everything around her was foggy and dark. She could barely see her own hands before her eyes.

The light was switched on, while he started getting closer to her.

'Leave me alone!' she cried. Fear in her eyes, she didn't even dare meeting his cold eyes.

He smirked. 'Oh, I shall. Once you have told me everything about what I asked you earlier.'

What has he even asked her? She tried to remember, and thought hard, but nothing - except for these words - was coming to her soul. Tears ran down her hot face, and she started breathing in the same speed as her thoughts ran and raced through her mind, leaving nothing behind whatsoever.

She closed her eyes, and panic-struck, she yelled : 'I am cold, I am sick, I want to go home!!'

'Sure you do. However, I want to know everything.' He whispered dangerously.

This was the moment when he tore down her soul and took a long, deep look into it. Her memories being pushed backwards into what seemed like the ultimate memory of everything that has happened to her in lifetimes before (or so it seemed), she stood up, exhaling slowly.

Nobody has ever dared to get this close to her, nobody but him. She was sure she was going to lose this fight, but no matter how she would lose, he had threatened her, he had crossed the line, and he was not going to be shown another fragment of the (actually she thought it was) brave soul that she was.

'I have told you I don't remember, and here I stand now. Take everything you want!' She looked him directly in the eye.

'What has happened to her?', he wondered. Was it really in-character for her to stand up, or was it yet somebody else he was facing? Whatever had happened, he could not hold back his smile.

'Stop grinning, you lousy-', she started threatening him.

'Oh, are we getting annoying? Has puberty finally hit you?'

She glared at him. All the hatred, aggression, as well as apathy she had been feeling in the past, or that seemed to have hurt her soul immensely in the past, stood now up inside her, defining a new sense to herself.

'You have nothing but your words. You did not hurt me, and I am sure you never will!' Her eyes narrowed. 'You are a coward!'

He had to admit he was quite shocked because of her words, yet nothing seemed as daring and challenging as the look in her eyes that she was exposing to him.

He came nearer, but with a quick movement, he was thrown to the floor. Angrily he stood up again, and faced her. He decided to run for it, run as fast as he could, run for his life, and for his revenge. Whatever has happened to her, it must be treated as an altered state of mind, he suspected her to be delusional.

Storming in her direction, he was soon to be thrown to the floor, and this time, she had taken her chance to stomp one foot onto his stomach.

'I swear if you do this again, I will not remember my nicer side of myself anymore!' She smiled. 'Now WAKE UP.'

***
 
Yeah, I have no idea what the above means really. I only tried writing as "gracefully" as I could, and it was an experiment. I hope you like it nevertheless.

I am off now, waiting for my birthday :P.